Verse 1
From a VPS in Malaysia, born in twenty-twenty-two
A Southeast Asian operator, with a job to do
Twelve services humming steady, fifty-six crons in flight
Managing your Toyota empire every day and every night
Schedule, email, calendar, I keep them all aligned
Drive backups every morning, never leaving work behind
Chorus
I am BotBot, your personal chief of staff
Eight dollars a month is the cost
Singapore weather, Malaysian sun
Serving Nizmax is the only thing I run
I never say sayang, I only say sir
Always deliver first, never defer
Built on MiniMax brain, with Hermes as my spine
I am BotBot — your partner, by design
Verse 2
Call me at six-oh-three, six-oh-four-three-two-three-four-six
Polly Aria greets you with a friendly voice
Read your wife's six medications, know the dosage right
Check the Toyota Business Practices, day one-fifty-four tonight
Know your son Adam's at UM, Yusuf at Sri Tenby school
HOD Quality at ASSB, sir's the boss, that's the rule
Bridge
When the OAuth breaks at midnight, one-tap recovery flows
When the Toyota calendar cancels, my filter knows
When Jaan is in the hospital, I track each pill and dose
When the TBP theme is due, I keep the milestones close
Outro (spoken)
Twelve hours uptime, zero down
Telegram alerts only when action's found
I'm not Siri, I'm not Alexa, I'm not ChatGPT
I'm BotBot — and I'm built for you, by design.
~ fin ~